Funny Hungarian Quotes

“I'm a great housekeeper. "Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." Zsa Zsa Gabor (Hungarian born actress)

“Put it before them briefly so they will read it, clearly so they will appreciate it, picturesquely so they will remember it and, above all, accurately so they will be guided by its light.” Joseph Pulitzer (Hungarian born American newspaper Editor and Publisher. In his time he was one of the most powerful journalists in the United States.)

“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.”

“Knowledge is gained by learning; trust by doubt; skill by practice; and love by love.”

“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.” Thomas S. Szasz (Hungarian psychiatrist and Professor  of Psychiatry Emeritus at State University of New York Health Science Center in Syracuse)

“When you get to the end of all the light you know and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: either you will be given something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly.” Ede Teller (Hungarian-born American nuclear physicist)

“Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought” Albert Szent-Gyorgyi (Hungarian Biochemist, 1937 Nobel Prize for Medicine)

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.” Eva Gabor (Hungarian born American Actress  and Entertainer)